{"product_id":"the-kids-field-guide-to-grown-ups-a-complete-study-of-the-adult-in-the-wild-for-kids-aged-6-9-8-5-x-11-inch-full-color","title":"The Kid's Field Guide to Grown-Ups: A Complete Study of the Adult in the Wild for Kids Aged 6-9 (8.5 x 11 inch Full-Color)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eImagine handing a child a book that makes them look up from the page, point at an adult across the room, and whisper: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eI knew it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e20 species. Full-colour illustrated field guide. A completely serious scientific study of the most baffling creature on earth — the adult human. From The Coffee-Dependent Parent (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eParentus caffeinus desperatus\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e) to The Nosy Christmas Relative (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eInterrogatus annoyus\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e). Designed for curious kids aged 6–9 who have always suspected grown-ups were up to something.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eWHAT MAKES THIS BOOK DIFFERENT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Real Field Guide:\u003c\/strong\u003e Rigorously Researched. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery adult gets their own full-colour species entry — scientific name, habitat map, threat assessment, vocalisation decoder, and behaviour clock. Formatted exactly like a real wildlife field guide. Played completely straight.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Facts Nobody Told You:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"In a minute\" does not mean sixty seconds. The adult known as The DIY Dad has been \"nearly finished\" since 2019. The Cheerful Dentist has never once meant it when she said \"this won't hurt.\" The Coffee-Dependent Parent scores one star for Approachability before 8am and five stars immediately after.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eThe Science Behind the Species: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eEvery species entry includes a real Fun Fact about human biology, psychology, or behaviour — explaining the science behind why adults actually do what they do. Kids finish the book knowing what adenosine is, why humans form habits, and why queues make people irrational. Accidentally.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot a Workbook:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eFull-colour illustrations throughout. A premium illustrated reference book that kids read and adults read over their shoulder — and then immediately text to someone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eWHAT'S INSIDE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eZone 1: The Home Habitat —\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The Coffee-Dependent Parent, The Unfinished DIY Dad, The Health-Obsessed Mum, The Spoiling Grandparent, The Panicking Backseat Driver\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eZone 2: School \u0026amp; Neighbourhood —\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The Homework Checker, The Overserious Coach Dad, The School Run Parent, The Lawn-Obsessed Neighbour, The Whispering Librarian, The Cheerful Dentist\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eZone 3: The Outside World —\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The Office Worker, The Gym Enthusiast, The Supermarket Negotiator, The Queue Complainer, The Phone Zombie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eZone 4: Rare \u0026amp; Seasonal Sightings —\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The Nosy Christmas Relative, The Party Parent, The First-Time Babysitter, The Competitive Sports Day Parent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEvery species entry: \u003c\/strong\u003escientific name, habitat map, vocalisation decoder, behaviour clock, threat assessment, researcher rating\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e20 species across 4 habitat zones — \u003c\/strong\u003eevery adult finally explained\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eWHY GRANDPARENTS AND GIFT BUYERS LOVE IT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKids have always known adults were strange. This is the book that finally confirms it — with science. A gift that grandparents love giving, parents find hilarious, and children actually read. Looks extraordinary before you open it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eScroll up and click Add to Cart — and give the curious kid in your life the field guide they didn't know they needed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/2726\/4442\/files\/1_11.jpg?v=1787398294\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/2726\/4442\/files\/2_10.jpg?v=1787398294\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/2726\/4442\/files\/3_7e0818b7-1e45-450d-a29c-f492533d35d6.jpg?v=1787398294\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/2726\/4442\/files\/4_11.jpg?v=1787398294\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Claire Monroe Books","offers":[{"title":"Ebook","offer_id":46428369715386,"sku":"EBFIELDGUIDE","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46428369748154,"sku":"PBFIELDGUIDE","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/2726\/4442\/files\/Hero_238504e7-fdf1-4e55-8425-20c525716c0a.png?v=1787775315","url":"https:\/\/clairemonroebooks.com\/products\/the-kids-field-guide-to-grown-ups-a-complete-study-of-the-adult-in-the-wild-for-kids-aged-6-9-8-5-x-11-inch-full-color","provider":"Claire Monroe Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}